Stars explained: * A production of no real merit with failings in all areas. ** A production showing evidence of not enough time or effort, or even talent, and which never breathes any real life into the piece – or a show lumbered with a terrible script. *** A good enjoyable show which might have some small flaws but has largely achieved what it set out to do.**** An excellent show which shows a great deal of work and stage craft with no noticeable or major flaws.***** A four star show which has found that extra bit of magic which lifts theatre to another plane.
Half stars fall between the ratings

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Maggie Lane as Iris, left, Sandra Haynes as Dorothy and Simon Findlay as Bevan

People

Highbury Theatre Centre

*****

Old age can be marketed as history, decrepit as characterful, broken as quirky, all to be monetarised and sold to the people as heritage when seen through Alan Bennett's observant eyes.

We open in the peeling grandeur of Stacpoole House, stately home of South Yorkshire aristocracy with a fortune built first on sheep then coal then . . . past glories and triumphs don’t pay today's bills and times is hard.

Which brings us to Bennett's observations on the way forward for the stately pile. Lady Dorothy Stacpoole, once a celebrated model, lives in the run-down decaying mansion with her companion, Iris.

The house has endless treasures, a roomful of chamber pots . . . don’t ask . . . all. . . well just there and still there because, well . . . that's what they have always been, just there. There is no hot water, the central heating doesn't work, the front door won't open and coal collapses regularly in the mine workings under the house.

Dorothy abhors the very idea of her home being opened to the public to pay the bills and even considers a shady deal to sell to a shadowy consortium who would move the house to Dorset or Wiltshire, somewhere warmer, although not as handy for Sheffield as Iris points out.

It is a wonderful performance from Sandra Haynes as Dorothy who just wants herself, Iris and their home to be left alone. Carrying on a life with no hot water, no heating, no money for repairs or simple maintenance and, most of all, no people seeing her and her beloved if careworn home as an exhibit was her first choice, but, sadly, nostalgia was never going to be a viable option.

Iris, played with a genial grumpiness by Maggie Lane, is happily knitting comforters for the troops – we should mention we are in 2012 here, not WW1 – and drifting along with the flow, throwing in some waspish comments and put downers along the way. She seems to be the only one with common sense and does not seem too bothered what happens, as long as she can continue to live there with Dorothy without too much disruption – a sort of preserved in a moment of time, as in now, option.

She really does not like interference from Dorothy's sister. June, played by Annie Moseley. June is the Archdeacon of Huddersfield and she wants to donate the house to the National Trust who would maintain it and preserve it.

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Clever blocking leaves us admiring the more technical aspects of the ins and outs of film making

To this end she has introduced Ralph Lumsden, played by Martin Walker, a senior rep from the National Trust, to assess the property. He is full of views on heritage and public access, and the place of mundane, or eclectic objects in telling THE story or at least his version of it.

Bennett uses June and Ralph to have a gentle, but pointed, dig at both the CofE and the NT for their similarities in both attitude, thinking and membership – there if you notice.

To balance Lumsden, Dorothy has oh so smooth auctioneer Bevan, played by Simon Findlay. Bevan is playing a two hander with all the charm and persuasion of an up market double glazing salesman. Option one is sell up for a shedload of cash, or sell the house to some secret group called The Concern who would move the house to Wiltshire or Dorset and . . . Dorothy and Iris would live in the lodge with ensuites and hot water while the house would be . . . we never got round to that.

So now enter Mr Theodore, played by Garry Cooper, who was a tea boy in Dorothy's modelling days but is now a film producer and director and provides a third option, paying to use the house and its four poster beds as a film location, a sort of saviour in celluloid, or more silicon in these SD card days.

Theo's films are not likely to find their way to the local Odeon, being more at home in those back street establishments with blacked out windows no one wants to be seem entering or leaving or mail order promising discrete packaging.

But when you are broke, £5,000 for providing a location is on offer, beggars can't afford to be choosers, so lights, camera, action.

That brings in Colin, who we could describe as a rising star. . . eventually . . . and his sort of laid back Finnish co-star, Brit played by Alex Hunter, along with a film crew of lights, sound, camera, director, make up, wardrobe (the budget didn't seem to run to costumes).

Grips, clappers, focus pullers - enter Bruce, (Richard Constable), Louise, (Lucy Johnson), Nigel, (Kelvin McArdle) and Les (Ron Parker) and a gold star here for the blocking from director Phil Astle.

While Colin and Brit were . . . demonstrating horizontal aerobics, the positioning of reflectors, film crew and extras Dorothy and Iris was simply brilliant, with not even a glimpse of flesh on view behind them even when June turned up with The Bishop, played by David Weller

With all options on the table Dorothy and June had to reach a decision before the house fell down, a decision that would change life for Dorothy and Iris whatever it was and ensuring a sadness in the final scene as Dorothy's safe if dilapidated world is lost for ever.

The play is one of Bennett's later works, (2012) and perhaps is more comedy than earlier classics with less delving into depth of character and more a dismantling of a heritage culture whether stately homes or the Church, exposing the commodifying of life.

Not that you have to travel that path too far to enjoy what is a witty, Bennett comedy, beautifully acted with excellent pace on a convincing set from Malcolm Robertshaw with lighting design from Steve Bowyer and sound design from Richard Irons all adding to the story. Ably directed by Phil Astle, the home's future will be on the line to 07-02-26. 

Roger Clarke

28-01-26

Highbury Theatre Centre

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